All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
I get asked if I'm Jewish, because my name is Jewish sounding, but I'm not.
In fact, I have been the victim of an semi-violent anti-Semitic attack, presumably because of my name, because the guy who attacked me kept using my name, following it up with "the little Jewish boy", in a bad New York accent.
He tore a cross necklace from around my neck and threatened me for wearing it.
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ReplyDeleteIf I wasn't married I'd freaking propose.
After trying Megyn Kelly, that is
Megyn Kelly doesn't look Jewish ;>)
ReplyDeleteAnd?
ReplyDeleteA man has to have priorities.
Absolutely!
ReplyDeletePretty cool.
ReplyDeleteAnd, that being said, I have a thing for Jewish chicks. I always end up with them, even when they don't "look Jewish," or "sound Jewish".
How does that happen?
That's how Judaim propagates itself: we're very marriageable. We also give our kids good teet and a college education, just to sweeten the pot.
ReplyDeleteYou know it pained Mos Def just to introduce her.
I don't look Jewish either and people love to tell me that, usually the same ones who ask me, 'is that your real name?'
I get asked if I'm Jewish, because my name is Jewish sounding, but I'm not.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I have been the victim of an semi-violent anti-Semitic attack, presumably because of my name, because the guy who attacked me kept using my name, following it up with "the little Jewish boy", in a bad New York accent.
He tore a cross necklace from around my neck and threatened me for wearing it.
Funny, I don't look Christian.
:)
Yes, but did he look American?
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