The Dakota Roadhouse - Where Too Much Is Never Enough
Instantly, my favorite bar in Manhattan.
Two dollar beers during NFL games. Buckets of Bud for $13 bucks, Bacon Burgers galore, and wasted cocktail waitresses.
What more could a guy want?

Patronize the Dakota Roadhouse before the 9/11/10 mosque protest. It's at 2 pm, so you have to have lunch anyway.
ReplyDeleteGreat place!I heard they smoke their own bacon in the back of the place smells heavenly!
ReplyDeleteI hear they throw the bacon grease out in the streets, sometimes, when the sink of stopped up.
ReplyDeletePastorius,
ReplyDeleteThis and the possibility of a gay bar next to the Ground Zero Mosque! Yes! I don't even eat hamburgers or drink alcohol, although I do enjoy the occasional BLT, but this still makes me smile.
You're missing out, Damien. ;-)
ReplyDeleteNow if they can only get Con Ed to sell their building to Greg Gutfeld -- it would make a great setting for the gay bar.
ReplyDeleteUnless they chicken out and close for the day, the Dakota Roadhouse is going to be soooo packed on 9/11/10. Stock up on bacon and beer, people!
Pastorius: I hear they throw the bacon grease out in the streets, sometimes, when the sink of stopped up.
ReplyDeleteIf that mosque gets built, put the bacon grease over there.
I am wondering what construction company is going to work on that abomination? Maybe someone should approach them and make a deal to fill the support beams with pig grease. I'm just sayin...
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