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Sunday, September 11, 2011

OT..question, I need help ... a human nature question



Can someone please explain how Marilyn Manson ends up with Dita Von Teese and Evan Rachel Wood?

















What am I, chopped liver?



43 comments:

  1. When and if you find your answer...PLEASE share it with me!

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  2. Heh.

    Dude, he's a rock star, and your a tech nerd.

    LOL

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  3. Ah, so you're a tech nerd too.

    Yeah, I was referring to Epaminondas, the guy who wrote this post. I know he likes to think he's a rock star, but ...

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  4. By the way, the industry I work in literally turns women off even quicker than if I was a pocket-protector wearing computer tech dude.

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  5. Marylin Manson is to a rock star as Bela Lugosi is to Gary Cooper.

    Technically correct, but PUUULLLEEEEEZE

    These chicks DON'T need the money
    Or more papparazzi.

    Still don't get it.

    Even a giant schvantz doesn't cut it.

    I mean, Matisyahu is better looking.

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  6. Yeah, and something tells me Marilyn Manson does not have a giant schvantz.

    Good point about the kind of rock star he is. He is not exactly Robert Plant or Jim Morrison, is he?

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  7. No no no. Manson doesn't have a giant schwantz, he IS a giant schwantz.

    And who says Epa's not a rock star? He's the Central Scrutinizer!

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  8. Every year on Yom Kippur I do "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" on my electric 12 string in Temple.

    And just before Kol Nidre on the evening before?

    "When the truth is found, to be lies, and all the hope within you dies...."
    Marty, Jorma and Grace usually show up to join in.

    They call me 'the nebbish rock star of Eddington'

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  9. Stairway to Heaven in the Temple?

    You're a man after my own heart.

    :)

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  10. Dude, what's a matter with you all? I could understand your bafflement about Ms. Evan Rachel Wood, but Tita von Teese is just fucking BUTT-UGLY! I don't get how any straight man can find her the least bit attractive. She is way too rail thin and pale white like Casper. I mean, unless you have a fetish for chemo patients.

    Do you remember when the Infidel Babe of the Week used to be an actual BABE? Your last Infidel Babe was uber-fox Mila Kunis, really hard to top, but then you swapped her with freaking Skeletor.

    So out of all the eligible women in the world who qualify as Infidel Babe candidates (i.e. a female who is not a jihadist, or about 99.999% of women) you chose Casper the Anorexic ghost? I'm truly baffled by your decision.

    I had nothing but sympathy for Pastorius and Co. when the Gays of Vienna insinuated that he is racist (at least subconsciously) because your Infidel Babes are overwhelmingly White. But your selection of Tita von Teese, who is literally bleach white, and due to her palor and stick figure looks like a racist caricature of a Caucasian woman, only serves to bolster the defamatory allegation made by the Gays of Vienna.

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  11. Yeah, I do like Chemo Babes, especially pale white chemo babes whose hair is falling out.

    ;-)

    I can't believe you remember the incident with Gates of Vienna. That was pretty bizarre. Wasn't true, by the way.

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  12. "Marilyn Manson says he was devastated over the breakup of his marriage to model and burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese.

    "I was completely destroyed. I had no soul left," the 38-year-old glitzy goth rocker says in Spin magazine's June issue, on newsstands May 29. "I define myself as a person, a human, an artist, as someone who makes things -- writing, painting, music -- and I couldn't do anything."

    Manson, whose real name is Brian Hugh Warner, grew up in South Florida and once attended Broward Community College, married Von Teese in November 2005. She filed for divorce last December.

    "She said she had tolerated the lifestyle because she hoped I would change and threatened to leave if I didn't," Manson says.

    "I was sleeping on the couch in my own home"


    NYUK


    BTW, Raging Ted, I some CHEM FOR YOU RIGHT HERE and HEREand HERE

    At worst a very solid B+, but with an asterisk for possible all out freak total abandon in private which becomes a religious moment

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  13. AND LET'S NOT LEAVE OUT FOR FIANCEE.... HER

    CMON, back to the original question...

    AYFKM?

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  14. Well, let's see your last "Infidel Babe" was none other than Mila Kunis. She was up for no reason other than the fact that everyone thinks she's the hottest thing out of Hollywood (and for good reason!), but what better reason do you need? Olive skin, healthy figure, round-big hazel eyes, youthful appearance. Mila Kunis is hard to top! So then you scrape the bottom of the barrel for this one.

    The best counter-argument that Mr. "Epaminondas" (Pastorius' "house kike" unless of course, Epaminondas is just a sock puppet, as I have long suspected) is to post a bunch of porno pictures. What brilliance! She bares her muff to distract from her ugly face. What a classy lady... NOT! (That last link does qualify as a babe, except it's not Dita von Teese but Rose McGowan.)

    @ Pastorius. I did not remember the incident with Gays of Vienna. The Internet (or more specifically, Google) did. I stumbled upon that argument. And what, pray tell, "wasn't true" now? I thought they were wrong, but now that you made Casper the ghost an Infidel Babe (reverse affirmative action?) you kind of prove their point...

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  15. Ted, as I suspected,

    ANYWHERE ANYTIME YOU COWARDLY FUCKING KKK PUNK

    I notice you have NOTHING to say about Mcgowan's ass exposure, or her tits, so there must be SOMETHING you little phobic nazi, about Ms Von Teese, I wonder what?


    BTW asshole, Miss Kunis, ALSO A JEWESS is up for accepting an invitation to the Marine Ball

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  16. But what I find amusing is that I posted a very lengthy string of comments on a future strategy for the global struggle against Islamic terrorism, to which nobody had anything to say. Yet when I give my opinion on some skanky D-list celebrity broad, an opinion which nearly all straight guys would agree with btw (when was the last time that Dita von Teese was on the cover of Maxim or Stuff?), you all start talking.

    What do you think about modifying an AK-47 to launch killer bees at the enemy? Or undermining the Iranian regime from within? What about an all-out global boycott of Arab oil? These are the substantive questions.

    But now it's all clear. This is not a serious blog. You might as well be a full-time celebrity gossip or porno blog. (As the Gays of Vienna described your strategy, "counter Islam with pornography...") IBA is nothing but the product of some ex-druggy and his various sockpuppets and sycophants. He is angry at the world, because everyone is either a Commie, Nazi, or Jihadist. That is everyone except Pastorius and his Theban Sacred Band, the sole guardians of truth, justice, and the American way. IBA will fight those evil Islamo-Commie-Nazis! Pasto is doing his part by sitting on his big, fat ass and blogging anonymously.

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  17. I changed my mind you ignoramus....

    HERE

    I forgot the pointy headed white sheeted monors CANNOT RECOGNIZE HUMOR

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  18. "If Epaminondas is a sock puppet, then I am a genius. Consider his content, and 'his' writing style and I would have to be quite the amazing stylist, and researcher, to come up with the stuff he comes up with AND the stuff I come up with.

    Very obviously two different people."


    Mr. Pastorius Epaminondas has failed to persuade me, though he did convince me that he has a VERY high opinion of himself. I'm not sure if your vanity and pride is very Christian (not saying that you're not a Christian). But your writing styles are very similar, your ideologies are identical, you NEVER argue amongst "each other" (which would be challenging to do if you're talking to yourself) and since all you do is agree with "each other" it's a pretty easy charade. None of you EVER provide any identifying information. We know there is at least one blogger, you, just as you know that there is at least one person in a moving car with tinted windows. For all I know, ALL of the IBA bloggers are your sock puppets (I don't think that, it's possible, but I think the less frequent bloggers are just sycophants).

    "You're acting like a jerk, and I'm guessing the reason for that is that you are a jerk."

    GUILTY! I take getting called a jerk by some smug, pompous, sanctimonious, self-righteous theocratic type a compliment. In fact, I would take offense if you did not think I was a jerk.

    Do you have any more praise for me?

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  19. What is your field of study, RT?

    If it is English Literature, then your professors failed miserably.

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  20. What the fuck's with the 'roid rage, Ted? Here you were having a good discussion about the various attributes of female forms and suddenly you start hurling fucking anti-semitic insults at people. Someone ram a 17" dildo up your ass ungreased and not warn you first?

    If you don't like it here then why do you come around? I'm sure there are plenty of sites out there with naked twinks so you can wank your little dick crazy.

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  21. Now THAT person sounds like a sock puppet of me.

    ;-)

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  22. At least I am not sticking it in a sock like Ted.

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  23. Ted, I hate to disappoint you but it's called C# and Ruby on Rails and medical research application development, and Email notifications, therefore I am AWARE.

    But a nice try.

    You're becoming boring.

    By the way, Jaco and I COULD NOT BE FARTHER APART AND BE ON THE SAME CONTINENT.

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  24. OOh, I almost missed something, "Epaminondas is a Borat character (except instead of an offensive "Kazakh" stereotype he is an offensive Jewish stereotype)." ---actually the pseudonym (of the first neocon, as you would know had you the LEAST bit of REAL curiosity about the world and the drive to do something about that curiosity), is used because of death threats from ARAB forums I post at going back 10 years to the DAY.

    What I find interesting about this is that this EXACT argument

    Keep it up. The last troll we had claimed to be a conservative british PM retired in Gibraltar. He was more interesting. But he was revealed as well.

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  25. Tuvia,
    I like you and that's why I said you "sound like a sock puppet of me".

    Keep it up. It's fun.

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  26. Ok. You want I should invite my friends Lamb Chop and Hush Puppy, too?

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  27. I used to like Shari Lewis when I was a kid. I saw her perform once at an amusement park. She opened for the Jackson 5.

    Pretty cool show, huh?

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  28. Yes. Maybe 'Roid Raggin' Ted would like to see Shari as Infidel Babe of the Week. Or Lamb Chop. Or maybe even Charlie Horse.

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  29. She is way too rail thin and pale white like Casper. I mean, unless you have a fetish for chemo patients.


    you chose Casper the Anorexic ghost?


    because your Infidel Babes are overwhelmingly White.


    who is literally bleach white, and due to her palor



    FUCKTARD RACIST!

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  30. but what better reason do you need? Olive skin,


    Casper the ghost





    fucktard racist!

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  31. Uh... well, let's see McGowan has SOME color. She is better looking.


    racistfucktard!


    But what I find amusing is that I posted a very lengthy string of comments on a future strategy for the global struggle against Islamic terrorism, to which nobody had anything to say.


    i didn't see it, put them here.

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  32. he's another mohammadan troll

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  33. babe of the day for the troll

    http://www.pensacolafishingforum.com/attachments/f62/15636d1294946811t-muslims-invade-coptic-church-egypt-fat-jpg

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  34. Anonymous,
    "future strategy for the struggle to fight Islamic terrorism?"

    You left a comment like that?

    It is not in my spam box. I don't know where it is.

    Sorry.

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  35. Tuvia,
    Shari was ok when she was younger (before my time), but she certainly was not babe of the week material.

    http://choopieslife.blogspot.com/2011/04/charlie-horse.html

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  36. Pasto -- Anonymous is refering to comments Ragin' Ted left at your "10 years" later post

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  37. Oh.

    Yeah, I think I read those yesterday. I didn't erase those.

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  38. Pastorius

    i was talking about raging ted's comments "future strategy for the struggle to fight Islamic terrorism?". he was complaining nobody replied, i said i didn't see them.


    "future strategy for the struggle to fight Islamic terrorism?"

    why has american ambassador courted the islamic rioters in a place in europe?
    why do americans and russians allie themselves with muslims against each other?

    dumb! :P

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  39. "future strategy for the struggle to fight Islamic terrorism"



    1.Ban all further third world immigration and asylum.

    2.Repatriate all third world immigrants and their descendents.

    3. Outlaw Islam. Demolish all Mosques.

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