Allah Arrested For Theft

Charges to be filed.

It's about time that charges were filed against Allah. Specifically, a fellow named Universal Knowledge Allah.

Not from the Onion, but rather from Jihad Watch, citing this source:

Allah arrested for theft of 300-year-old Stradivarius violin worth $6,000,000

MILWAUKEE — Milwaukee police have announced the names of the people they believe stole a 300-year-old Stradivarius violin worth six million dollars. Police have also confirmed the recovery of the rare violin.

36-year-old Universal Allah, 41-year-old Salah Jones and an unnamed female were arrested by Milwaukee police on February 3rd. The Milwaukee County District Attorney’s Office plans to have charges filed and a criminal complaint issued by February 7th....

To see Robert Spencer's commentary on this story, go HERE.

Also check some of the comments at Jihad Watch.  One wag wrote this limerick:

Do away with the damned flutes and strings!
And behead any person who sings!
Every band, every choir
Gets thrown in the fire!
In Islam it’s just one of those things.