Stupid Muslim Jokes

Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?
Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"

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Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.

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Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.

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Q. What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt?? A. The yogurt has a living culture.

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Q. How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on.

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Q. What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Koran?? A. One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 2-ply.

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Q. What do you call an Imam who owns a camel and a goat?? A. Bisexual.

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Q. How do you get Mohammed's wife pregnant? A. Dress her up as a 10-year old boy.

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Q: What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim? A: Death threats.

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If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...
And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"