All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
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Sunday, July 11, 2021
When the Biden Administration Knocks On Your Door…
"Hello! I am so glad you are here. But I was about to take a little poopie. But I can poop quicker than a Texas jackrabbit can run. So that you know I am not shittin' you - I am leaving the door cracked. Be right back!"
Flash a brilliant smile.
Scurry to my desk like a rat with bubonic plague coming off the gangplank of a wheat ship touching down in Europe... grab my pen and paper.
"O.K. I need your full name, address, cell phone number and your weight. You look a little on the chubby side."
My victim: "You can't do that! You are doxxing me!"
"Exactly. Now get the hell off my private property."
Here is my "Knock knock" answer:
ReplyDeleteKnock, Knock.
"Hello! I am so glad you are here. But I was about to take a little poopie. But I can poop quicker than a Texas jackrabbit can run. So that you know I am not shittin' you - I am leaving the door cracked. Be right back!"
Flash a brilliant smile.
Scurry to my desk like a rat with bubonic plague coming off the gangplank of a wheat ship touching down in Europe... grab my pen and paper.
"O.K. I need your full name, address, cell phone number and your weight. You look a little on the chubby side."
My victim: "You can't do that! You are doxxing me!"
"Exactly. Now get the hell off my private property."
Tammy Swofford
Nice.
ReplyDeleteI like that.