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Friday, December 02, 2005

Belgian Surprise

This is my first post here at I.B.A. so I'll keep it short and unserious.

Does Muriel get 72 male virgins in paradise? What kind of sicko would want 6 dozen virgin men? Well, I mean besides this woman. And this woman. And all these women.

If Muriel was anticipating an afterlife filled with tender youth kneeling before her Ka'ba five times a day, I think she's in for an angry, serrated, razor-sharp surprise.

3 comments:

  1. Jesus. How comes I never met any of these female predators when I were lad?!

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  2. Every time I read about these older women going after teenaged boys, I can't figure out the appeal. Guess I'm provincial, or something.

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  3. Every time I read these pieces of information I keep on thinking: They exist because in this Earth, there has to be beings of every class.
    >;ODDDD.

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