Aria Giovanni.
If someone even tried to wrap this babe up in a burqa, nature itself would rebel. There would be earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes. Dogs and cats would run wild in the street. Mere anarchy would be loosed upon the Earth.
Hell, even liberals would be upset.
Hint to all guys; Google the hell out of her name. You ain't gonna believe your eyes. She's the modern pinup chick, in a league with Marily Monroe, or Betty Page, or that little hottie from the Avengers.
There's really no one to compare.
Wow, my first glimpse of her, and oh my my. I would definitely google her. mmmmmm
ReplyDeleteBe careful.
ReplyDeleteYou guys sure do like chesty babes. I think it's hilarious, actually. I'm on vacation in sunny Florida, maybe I'll find some luscious babes on the beach to photograph for you horndogs. Horny Bloggers Alliance perhaps? Haha!
ReplyDeleteim going to get fired. i wont be coming back on this page until later when someone else has made a longer post.
ReplyDeletepastorius, you suck
(big hug)
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ReplyDeleteNot even a hijab could obscure such delectation ...
ReplyDeleteBut what's her IQ?
Gotta have something to talk about during dinner right? While waiting for the cognac after dessert?
Hello?
Is that laughter I hear?
I could talk to this babe about shoes and shopping all night long. No problem.
ReplyDeletePG,
ReplyDeleteI had the distinct lack of pleasure of spending two weeks in Florida this past year.
There are no hot babes in Florida, except for the Cubanas en Miami.
I do apologize to any Florida readers. And, if I am wrong, please tell me where to go to scope hot babes next time I'm out there, because I have to go there a lot.
Eteraz,
ReplyDeleteDon't blame me or Aria if you get fired. Blame that pic of Jeff Goldblum.
Helloooooooo, in-fi-del!
ReplyDelete"There are no hot babes in Florida"
ReplyDeletetry miami, some of the hottest babes in the world, i used to go there all the time. a lot in west palm as well. maybe they're just well hidden.
oh, and isn't aria a errrr, pornstar. mmmmm, pornstar.
Pornstar? I wouldn't know about that, What, pray tell, is a pornstar?
ReplyDeleteShe has done a number of lesbian videos and one scene in which she fists her you know what. Hasn't been filmed being poked in the pooper yet so she falls short of perfection.
ReplyDeleteHeh, I never knew that when we started this site it would reach to such heights of compassion, mysticism and reason.
ReplyDeletewe've really lowered the tone with this one, :)
ReplyDelete"Pornstar? I wouldn't know about that, What, pray tell, is a pornstar? "
i'll tell you when you're a little bit older pastorius. i don't want to corrupt any young minds.
You know, J, the good book says, there is a time to every purpose ...
ReplyDeleteeven if that purpose is pokin' someone in the pooper, I guess.
I went to Naples, VEro Beach, West Palm Beach, and Miami. Like I said, there are hotCubanas in Miami, but i didn't see much else.
ReplyDeleteAvenging Apostate, you know you're right. This woman has the ability to distract all men from their endeavors.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we ought to see if she will go "negotiate" with Ahmadinejad. She might just be able to solve the whole Middle East mess.
The quran is right, look how many comments this has. I hereby convert from Bokononism
ReplyDeleteWell, we'll know everyone in hell.
A gentler, kinder, convivial hell.
with infidel babes
Sounds like Santa Monica to me.
ReplyDeleteMan, nice comments on THIS post. HA!
ReplyDeleteif there aint no infidel babes, i dont wanna go to heaven, or hell.
Joe C.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most out there comments thread we've ever had. I oughta put Tera Patrick up next. That oughta really inspire the weirdos to come out of the woodwork.
I notice that Mahmoud is staring up at Aria's picture with his fist clenched. Wonder what he is mentally grabbing? :)
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he's pleading doesn't he?
ReplyDeletePlease, please, give me some of that.
can't help it I'm addicted, i like big butts and i dont know why,,,,
ReplyDeleteare you all still there, i am the only saddo out here
ReplyDeletedon't try to figure it out, jonz, just go with it.
ReplyDeleteOf course there are hot babes in Florida. I'm here. Just kidding. But I did live in Miami for a few years, and I think the South American chicks are really the babes there, even if the Cubanas are rather fond of spandex.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep my camera ready as always though, just for you guys. GUYS, I do mean. It'll be fun on the beach! Keep in mind that you have to go to the right places though, this is the US capitol of old folks and some rather heinous looking yet scantily clad tourists. Not attractive.
ds, just make sure you take safe search of :) (i wish there were some built in smilie faces with bloggers comments)
ReplyDeleteRe: The Avengers (one of my favorite shows ever), which of the 3 sidekicks do you mean? I'm assuming either Honor Blackman or Diana Rigg and not the 3rd chick. But oh, how I love Rigg as Emma Peel.
ReplyDeletePim's Ghost,
ReplyDeleteI was referring to Emma Peel. Wow.