Tonight, Fu2rman and I interviewed Craig Baker, the Texas man who responded to the new Mosque next door by staging a "Great American Pig Race and Pork Barbecue" every Friday night during prayer services.
He's the man. A true American Infidel Hero.
We also talked with Imam Ali Allah Akbar Bibi, who proclaimed death to the Infidels and Jews, condemned Lesbians, and made a general ass of himself.
And finally, we spoke with Horst Scheinhaxe, the leader of the Council of American-Nazi Relations. (Check out that website. It is something else.)
Horst talked about the plague of Naziphobia which is sweeping the nation. Apparently, some evil right-winger threw a copy of Mein Kampf in the toilet at New York University.
The horror.
Man, I wish CAIR would find the CANR blog.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that a classic?
ReplyDeleteAbsolute classic ! the mans a Hero !
ReplyDeleteThats they way to fight Islam ! with pork products
Dude, they surf in wet suits at our town beach when it's in the 30s all the time...
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean the AIR temperature!
RRA,
ReplyDeleteI acually surfed in a half wetsuit when it was 33 degrees air temp. But, the water was probably in the fifties or low-sixties. I could never go in water lower than that. My balls would fall off.
Nigey, He is a hero, isn't he? it was an honor to talk with him.
Maybe it should be Craig Baker.
ReplyDeleteThey both should be.
ReplyDeleteI just got my 'American Pig Races' t-shirt this week and I love it.
ReplyDeleteI'm the first on my block. Who am I kiddding? I'm the ONLY one in my moonbatty neighborhood in NY to have one.
Good story. I noticed you didn't provide a link to Craig's website and when I entered his www address I got a request to register- no initial home page or anything. I tried entering a NEW name/password but no go. What gives?
ReplyDelete-blogologically challenged
I don't know, and you're right, I screwed up.
ReplyDeleteToo late now.
I will probably be talking to him soon, so at that point I'll get a real link from him.
Sorry about that.
Is the following link what you have in mind?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.americanpigrace.com/
Maybe Craig Baker can try the Danish pig's blood defence. Here is a reminder: http://youtube.com/watch?v=L1qv3g2ZDfo
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteI remember that. That was quite an idea.
Only thing is I think it would be against the law to spread pig's blood around as it is a hazadous waste material I believe.
It doesn't have to be real pig's blood. Just make some red liquid (stir in some pieces of pork, if so desired) and call it pig's blood. The psychological effect of seeing that being spread around would have been the same.
ReplyDeleteGood point, and I agree.
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