Went out to Sushi with the guys last night. Had a big Sapporo, and then another. Then, we headed over to a local cigar bar and I bought a big, fat stogie, which I proceeded to smoke as we walked the college party town streets where I live.
We ended up in a bar which celebrates all the storied history of rock n' roll in our beautiful town. There, of course, we proceeded to drink dark beers, and Grand Mariniers, and whatever the hot waitress suggested.
Watched the beautiful, young girls dancing. I'm so glad chicks like to dance, because I like watching them.
Ah, I love the Infidel life.
Well, hot damn!
ReplyDeleteNice work, Pastorius. ;-)
It IS nice to be an infidel, of course.
Us Infidels have way more fun.
Shame upon you Infidels! (No goats, sheep or doe eyed boys as promised by the Prophet? This no good!)
ReplyDeleteWhen the Caliphate extends it's rule to the Infidel regions [Inshallah] things will be very different, we'll bag up that fresh meat and lock it away forever.
And.....NO MORE BEER!!
Pastorius,
ReplyDeleteOne way porn sites use to suck in traffic is to put all possible porn search terms on the front page. Maybe you should consider doing the same to increase the counter-Jihad proselytization?
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteGood idea. I'll get to work on that.
All my titles from now on will be like:
Girls That Squirt: Jihad in Ontario
Bukake: Ahmadinejad Calls On Ummah To Slay Jews
Big Tits: Mark Steyn Says Europe Is Doomed