All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
I KNEW that Shrek and Donkey were gonna end up doin' da nasty! Just KNEW it. You know it's curtains whenever someones says they're makin' waffles in the morning.
Yes, but Amnesty International is drawing up a complaint.
ReplyDeleteGood question. I guess it's six of one, a half dozen of the other.
ReplyDeleteor did he really screw up and get the donkey in the a... nevermind
ReplyDeleteWhat!? No protests from the Democrats?
ReplyDeleteYeah, where's PETA on this?
ReplyDeleteI KNEW that Shrek and Donkey were gonna end up doin' da nasty! Just KNEW it. You know it's curtains whenever someones says they're makin' waffles in the morning.
ReplyDeleteHEY WAIT JUST A DOGGONE MINUTE!! THAT DONKEY AIN"T WEARING A HIJAB!
ReplyDeleteOr, what about how his first reaction to the hot dragon chick was to try to run away from her.
ReplyDeleteThe dragon had to corner him into a relationship, and even after that, he still tries to spend all his time with Shrek.
Well at least someone is getting some ass!
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