All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Speaking of which, I think all real American men are terrified of their inner Socialist, and Obama wants us to suck off the government teat, but something tells me that ain't a teat.
That was friggin' awesome!
ReplyDeleteHe's sure got a purty mouth. . .
Is Deliverance the gayest guy movie ever, or is it Top Gun?
ReplyDeleteAny gay readers want to comment?
To me, the whole point of Deliverance was that every man is secretly afraid that he is a homosexual.
Think I'm reading that wrong?
Speaking of which, I think all real American men are terrified of their inner Socialist, and Obama wants us to suck off the government teat, but something tells me that ain't a teat.
ReplyDeleteTop Gun definately wins the honors.
ReplyDeleteAs for Obama, you're right, it ain't a teat but he sucks enough for all of us already.
Tarantino on the gayness of Top Gun:
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Kelly McGillis doesn't look Jewish. And you don't look Irish.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, mixed up my threads here.
Hang on. Just a minute. . .
Is Tom Cruise hun. . .what? oh, right.
Tarantino nails it! Just like Cruise will to Kilmer.
Wait, um. . .
Yeah, it'd probably be the other way around.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend who worked at William Morris Agency back in the 80's. She told me a rumor which I'm sure will surprise you: Tom Cruise is gay!
ReplyDeleteGay! Gay! Gay!
The word she used was "flaming".
That was way before the gay Tom Cruise rumors started.
There's nothing funnier to me than a guy desperately trying to hold the closet door closed from the inside.
ReplyDeleteIt's just so, impossible.
I wouldn't have ridden away from Kelly McGillis on a motorcyle. I would have ridden
ReplyDeleteSTOP STOP STOP FOCUS FOCUS
FOOOOOOOCUS
phew.
I believe it. Suri is probably the love child of some poor bored milkman. Or Val Kilmer.
Greatest guy movie, hmmm?
ReplyDeleteI have a new nominee.
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An unexpected Liam Neeson decides the kid rates over NATO, the USA, and friends.
No fair play here and he outdoes any Bauer ideas shooting women and people in the back to get to his daughter. And NEVER THINKS TWICE once committed.
A man of clear priorities and unafraid to let it all hang out in the interest of what is clearly defined.
Then again there is the last 20 minutes of the last Rambo movie.
Nothing like a twin 50 cal.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
ReplyDelete--- The Princess Bride