The latest thing raging around the blogs is the Egyptian Islamic scholar calling for death penalty over "virginity-faking" device, remindeds of one of the stories from Embroideries by Marjane Satrapi.
One of her aunts just got married but wasn't a virgin. Her grandma told her to take a razor blade and lightly cut herself in the thigh during sex and the blood would convince her husband. Unfortunately, she accidentally cut her husband in the balls.
The moslems are quite apt in putting themselves in awkward positions because of the perverse obsession about virginity
Now they have a chosice of using this
And loose their head
or not use it and loose their balls
OK, I see the notches at the sides so I assume it's filled with blood. Do I really want to know how they use it...?
ReplyDeleteOMG, just think of the possibilities of combining this with the new "internal IED" the suicide bombers have come up with.
Pig's blood?
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Incorporate some razor blades into the design and there will be plenty of blood - his!
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