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Monday, February 08, 2010

John Murtha Dead

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John Murtha was a man. He died. He will be missed.
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousMonday, February 08, 2010 9:06:00 pm

    Ann Compton of WABC News Radio offers this euphemism: "he bought home dividends for his constiuents" in her eulogy for Murtha.


    Dividends?

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  2. PastoriusMonday, February 08, 2010 9:27:00 pm

    Euphemism for Pork.

    What did he bring home for America?

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  3. SamenoKamiMonday, February 08, 2010 11:02:00 pm

    He's dead. I'm happier and better off for it.

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  4. PastoriusMonday, February 08, 2010 11:38:00 pm

    See, you do miss him. There will always be a hole in your heart where that misery used to be.

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  5. SamenoKamiMonday, February 08, 2010 11:48:00 pm

    I can probably replace the loss w/another a$$hole politician. :)

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  6. PastoriusMonday, February 08, 2010 11:54:00 pm

    There was something pretty special about Murtha.

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  7. midnight riderTuesday, February 09, 2010 1:25:00 am

    Sob. Sniff. Sob.

    Ok. I'm done.

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  8. PastoriusTuesday, February 09, 2010 1:26:00 am

    Would you like me to get you a box of tissues?

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  9. midnight riderTuesday, February 09, 2010 1:28:00 am

    Nah, he wasn't from my district, this old crumbled one in me pocket will do.

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  10. PastoriusTuesday, February 09, 2010 1:53:00 am

    That's good. I generally reserve my tissues for other purposes:

    http://www.bianca-beauchamp.info/blackfishnet/bianca-beauchamp-blackfishnet-1.jpg

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  11. e of usaTuesday, February 09, 2010 5:48:00 pm

    Kennedy, Murtha, are there any better examples for term limits?
    Death cures incompetence!!!

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  12. PastoriusTuesday, February 09, 2010 5:58:00 pm

    See? You miss his incompetence already.

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