From Ace of Spades:
Enduring pain and embarrassment, just to give her husband a special Valentine's Day gift.
She wanted to cut and dye her "lower hair," as she calls it, into the shape of a Valentine. Hey, it's her husband. She's allowed (and encouraged) to be kinky.
DEAR PASTORIUS,
YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE PICTURES.
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO HELP.
SINCERELY,
MIDNIGHT RIDER.
Sandra Bullock IS awesome. And if you ever wanted to see a white straight male's head explode due an aneurysm brought on by rapidly cascading cycles of ood (i.e. a runaway ooda loop without the terminal 'a' action stage), just ask this one to decide between two options:
ReplyDelete--a. Dinner with Sandra Bullock, including a chance to help her afterward with a second, more successful, attempt at that Valentine (you have to keep bleach off of the skin, silly girl, or else use a barrier cream).
or...
--b. Dinner with this guy! Holy crap, I mean I love this guy!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkGQmCZjJ0k
(Thanks to Andrew Bostom)
Pasto & Midnight,
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Hell !
Is it your first 'sight seeing tour' or did you came here to take me out? Huh?...
If not, then leave all hopes behind you !
Hot drink will be served in 15 minutes...
Today's special a la Mezon:- "GOLDSTAR on the LAVA" !...
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Sandra, you're mahvelous dahling, but next time play it safe and use a wig.
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