All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Talent scouts at, oh, I dunno, maybe National Geographic or Readers Digest or some up-scale and high-paying periodical? I'm looking for a job as headline writer, and I know you'll love me. Talkin' a forty hour week at, say, close to 40 headlines, minus for lunch and coffee breaks? Call me. I'm available.
Uh, any of you working for National Geo? I mean, I can only write such famous headlines for free for so long, ya know. I have some really hot ones lined up for lizards.
Oh! That would mean more about Charles Johnson and crew. Well, then I'll just Tennessee Waltz myself outta here for now.
Hey, that sucketh. I told the landlord I'd stop paying rent and instead would write him famous headlines. I looked around and saw that the garden is swarming now with little green lizards, and the garden gnomes are all zombie nazis hiding in the shrubberies.
Now we know: Not only is C.J. a rotten human being, he's also a terrible landlord!
Talent scouts at, oh, I dunno, maybe National Geographic or Readers Digest or some up-scale and high-paying periodical? I'm looking for a job as headline writer, and I know you'll love me. Talkin' a forty hour week at, say, close to 40 headlines, minus for lunch and coffee breaks? Call me. I'm available.
ReplyDeleteDag.
Just freaking purrrrfeckt !
ReplyDeleteState flag of TN.
What a maroon!
"Maroon" is putting it mildly.
ReplyDeleteOne wonders what Chuckles would have to say about the Sic Semper Tyrannis motto in Virginia's flag, then.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he could just ban Tennesee and Virgina.
ReplyDeleteUh, any of you working for National Geo? I mean, I can only write such famous headlines for free for so long, ya know. I have some really hot ones lined up for lizards.
ReplyDeleteOh! That would mean more about Charles Johnson and crew. Well, then I'll just Tennessee Waltz myself outta here for now.
Well, I hope National Geographic doesn't offer you a boatload of money, because we want you to keep writing for us.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's selfish of me to say that, but well, that's me.
That's better than money. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteNow, to talk to my landlord and to tell him how much I love his work on my place, the flowers in the garden, the nice new floor....
Yeah. More headlines to come, probably even more famous than the others so far.
Hey, that sucketh. I told the landlord I'd stop paying rent and instead would write him famous headlines. I looked around and saw that the garden is swarming now with little green lizards, and the garden gnomes are all zombie nazis hiding in the shrubberies.
ReplyDeleteNow we know: Not only is C.J. a rotten human being, he's also a terrible landlord!