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Friday, May 28, 2010
Cochlear Implant Allows Baby To Really Hear For The First Time
Dudes, careful with this one. You don't want to get all weepy in front of yo' bitch.
Aren't those implants great? When I first heard about them I was horrified to also hear that some deaf people disapproved of them because they would dilute "deaf culture". What sort of asshole, deaf or not, wants to prevent a child from hearing its parents' voices out of concern for "solidarity"?
Anybody here ever been arrested? As of right now what is planned for June 6 is a street protest since they reneged on the park permit. So should I check with Triple-A about my bail bond or what?
RRA, I would have never picked you as a Coors Light gal. I would have figured Caberet Sauvignon, or maybe even Malbec (one of my favorites), but not Coors Light.
I've never been arrested, so I can't help you on that.
I did get a ticket for possession of marijuana once though.
Well, actually I've never drank anything but beer, wine, vodka, gin, and whiskey.
So, no shoe polish for me. I have a sister who has been known to get into the hairspray and isopropyl.
Yikes.
I think you're probably right about Bosch.
Jeppo might also hit on Ether when he can get his hands on it.
I think AOW is mostly red wine, but probably enjoys beer too, but has the usual "gotta pee once for every bottle of beer I drink" problem that most ladies have.
Pastorius, I can't figure you out? Don't cry in front of yo' bitch? Sigh! And fuzzy kittens too!
ReplyDeleteYeah Jonathan! It's like he was saying "Holy shit! Are you talking to ME? What you talking about Willis?" :)
And for our Mooslim readers, that would be: "Holy camel shit!" :)
Laugh Mooslims, laugh! It's okay! God is good! God is merciful! Let's drink to it! It's Friday!!!
Aren't those implants great? When I first heard about them I was horrified to also hear that some deaf people disapproved of them because they would dilute "deaf culture". What sort of asshole, deaf or not, wants to prevent a child from hearing its parents' voices out of concern for "solidarity"?
ReplyDeleteCrazy freaking world, RRA!
ReplyDeleteParty at IBA.
ReplyDeleteWhatcha' drinkin', American Rose?
Party?
ReplyDeleteCoors Light, and no snide remarks.
Anybody here ever been arrested? As of right now what is planned for June 6 is a street protest since they reneged on the park permit. So should I check with Triple-A about my bail bond or what?
ReplyDeleteBlueberry dacqueris!
ReplyDeleteAnd mom had a little too! :)
See I figure the blueberries cancel out the rum! :)
Be careful RRA!
RRA,
ReplyDeleteI would have never picked you as a Coors Light gal. I would have figured Caberet Sauvignon, or maybe even Malbec (one of my favorites), but not Coors Light.
I've never been arrested, so I can't help you on that.
I did get a ticket for possession of marijuana once though.
:)
American Rose,
ReplyDeleteBlueberry Dacquiris? Wowza. There's one I've never heard of before. Sounds great. Carry on, then.
:)
Alright, here's my speculation about everyone here at IBA:
ReplyDeleteEpa - doesn't drink, or if he does, then it's Scotch - little weed here and there, but not like he used to ...
MR - we all know what he drinks, Wild Turkey 101
Christine - Red Wine and Beer
AOW - Red Wine and beer (something American)
Damien - Doesn't drink
Jeppo - LSD/Peyote/Mescaline?Easy-Off
Shiva - Marijuana (doesn't drink)
Bosch Fawstin - doesn't drink
American Rose - Rum drinks
HRW - Good Cabernets, Chardonnays and Vodka
Christian Soldier - Gin and tonic
Pastorius - too much for his own good
Sorry I'm late gang but had a neighborhood party going on so I was doing my best to keep up with Pastorius fine tradition as he mentions above.
ReplyDeletemy bets:
Epa -- Likes his Guinness. Also likes his bourbon but can't get any good stuff where he is. They only have Jack Daniels.
Christine -- shooters of straight whiskey.
Damien & Jeppo I second Pasto on.
But not Shiva. Besides his smoke he also likes a good hearty ale.
Bosch -- Absinthe :)
American Rose -- Yes on the rum drinks but I think she probably has even more eclectic tastes than that.
Christian Soldier likes her scotch (*she has mentioned it before) and also the Wild Turkey I told her about some time ago.
AoW -- Wine but no beer. Or not usually.
HRW -- doesn't drink.
Revere I had pegged as a beer drinker but not Coors Light.
Pastorius -- scotch or red wine on the back porch in the evening. Canned Heat or shoe polish when all else fails.
Cheers, Infidels!
Have a great weekend!
Well, actually I've never drank anything but beer, wine, vodka, gin, and whiskey.
ReplyDeleteSo, no shoe polish for me. I have a sister who has been known to get into the hairspray and isopropyl.
Yikes.
I think you're probably right about Bosch.
Jeppo might also hit on Ether when he can get his hands on it.
I think AOW is mostly red wine, but probably enjoys beer too, but has the usual "gotta pee once for every bottle of beer I drink" problem that most ladies have.