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Saturday, May 01, 2010

First ever photo of Mohammed at the beach, Medina, c. 625

I was snooping around the sub-basement at the local archives today and to my complete amazement I saw a box of old vacation photos that came from Medina, Arabia. I took a peek, and there, lo and behold, was a shot of Mohammed at the beach with a couple of babes on each arm. They were stark raking nekked, so I cut them out and left Mohammed himself so as not to offend anyone; and here I present to the world the one and only prophet Mohammed in the photo'd flesh at the beach on vacation at Medina, c. 625 A.D.
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10 comments:

  1. StogieSaturday, May 01, 2010 4:13:00 am

    Nope, the very first pic of Mo at the beach was featured on my site in your very own draw Mohammed contest of 2006. See it here:
    http://saberpoint.blogspot.com/2006/02/infidel-bloggers-alliance-cartoon.html

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  2. PastoriusSaturday, May 01, 2010 5:26:00 am

    LOL

    Dag, you are a dead Infidel.

    ;-)

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  3. DagSaturday, May 01, 2010 5:42:00 am

    Dying with a smile on my face.

    Stogie, I bow, with good reason, to the better artist.

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  4. DagSaturday, May 01, 2010 5:49:00 am

    Now, having made that point, I still think my discovered photograph is pretty excellent. Vivid detail, nice colour, great composition, and a telling pose. I mean, look at the waves there, the sun shining, the mountains in the background, and Mohammed's smiling face in the foreground. Looks good to me.

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, May 01, 2010 7:49:00 am

    Jesus! Moehammy is fucking ugly! No wonder he had to resort to being a pedophile! He couldn't have gotten a legal babe! So he had to force himself on a six year old!

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  6. Always On WatchSaturday, May 01, 2010 12:20:00 pm

    Bravo, Dag!

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  7. PastoriusSaturday, May 01, 2010 2:32:00 pm

    What the hell is that pile of crap anyway?

    I mean, I know it's Mohammed. I see the resemblance, but what are the materials?

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  8. DagSaturday, May 01, 2010 11:27:00 pm

    I'm a bit late getting back to you on this, Jaco, because I had to get some teenage girls to help me practice rolling my eyes properly. "Honestly!" It's (rolling my eyes) rusty paper clips, needles, and bells, the very things we all know Mohammed is made of. Du-uh. They're rusty because Mohammed is at the beach. You obviously just don't know stuff. That' why I'm an artiste and you, sorry to note, ain't.

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  9. DagSaturday, May 01, 2010 11:28:00 pm

    Thank you to Cindi, Tiffani, and Betti, for eye-rolling lessons.

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  10. PastoriusSunday, May 02, 2010 5:14:00 pm

    Dag,
    Ok, it makes sense now.

    Maybe you should write a Manifesto for your "movement", and title it "The Koran".

    ;-)

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