Time Flies When Your Fighting Jihad

About 7 years ago a friend sent me the following email. Some of the names have changed but the lineup remains about the same.

> ARABIC TV GUIDE
>
> SUNDAY:
> 8:00 - My 33 Sons
> 8:30 - Osama Knows Best
> 9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
> 9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
> 10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies
> MONDAY:
> 8:00 - Husseinfeld
> 9:00 - Mad About Everything
> 9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
> 10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
> 10:30 - Allah McBeal
> TUESDAY:
> 8:00 - Wheel of Terror
> 8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
> 9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
> 9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
> 10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer
> WEDNESDAY:
> 8:00 - Beat the Press
> 8:30 - When Kurds Attack
> 9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
> 9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
> 10:00 - Veilwatch
> THURSDAY:
> 8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
> 8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
> 9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
> 9:30 - Married with 139 Children
> 10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
> FRIDAY:
> 8:00 - Judge Saddam
> 8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
> 9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
> 9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
> 10:00 - No-Witness News
> SATURDAY:
> 8:00 - Sponge Bob Square Turban
> 8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
> 9:00 - Teletalibans
> 9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?