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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Name The Muslim Gay Bar Contest


Greg Gutfeld plans on opening a gay bar from Muslim men next door to the "Ground Zero Mosque". I'm sure he would appreciate our suggestions.

Alright fellas! Stand at attention and submit! You know, submit your entries, uh, I mean, your ideas.

From RevereRidesAgiain:
Turban Cowboy
Suspicious Package
Ramadam
From Dag:
Jizya
From Pastorius
Allahu Gaybar

From Spike:
Toss my Saladin

Mecca Hynie Ho

Allah's Crack Bar

and finally,
The Camel's Toe
(lets not forget the lesbians)

19 comments:

  1. Ram a dame!
    The restless infidel!
    The good the bad and the infidel.

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  2. Bosch Fawstin thinks we should call it "Piggy Back"

    Also when I first told him about Gutfeld's gay bar idea, he also suggested 'The Allahu AckBAR' as a possible name.

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  3. I like jizya. Though I am against using their words, this one is just to great for a gay bar.

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  4. You know, ordinarily, considering this is right across the street from where airplanes felled two buildings, I would say any reference to a cockpit would be in bad taste. But, because it is Mohammed's Cockpit, I say, Great.

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  5. How 'bout These:

    Toss my Saladin

    Mecca Hynie Ho

    Allah's Crack Bar

    and finally,
    The Camel's Toe
    (lets not forget the lesbians)

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  6. The Minaret Where the Men are at.

    The Red Crescent..

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  7. Anonymous,

    I think the Pink Crescent would be better for a Muslim gay bar.

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  8. My first choice:

    Cock and Awe

    Second Choice:

    Mohammad's Penis Palace

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  9. How about Mohammed's rear view, or Brokeback Mecca

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  10. Here are some more
    Fuck the west
    Palastinkys
    Gayrabs
    That's what sheik said
    Between the sheiks
    Afganicantstand
    Mosthque (say it with a lisp)
    rocket propelled gays
    I.E.Dick. ( I.e.d.)
    The road to my mecca
    Golden shower
    Naughty arabia
    Sadamy insane
    Allahs wonker in the chocolate factory
    Gays of arabia
    The allah flammers
    Pump my oil
    Drill my oil
    Drill my gas
    Pump my gas
    The moderate muslim
    Take over my world
    The Gaza strip bar
    Hotmess
    Ground queero
    Babamounia
    Same day different gay
    Ak 69
    A gay 69
    The kingdom of cock
    Random security search
    The hanging gardens of cock
    The camel jockey
    Mohammed good time
    Women's rights
    Hijack my world
    Road side love
    Holy gay bar
    The jihad hole

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  11. Head scarf!
    The Shiite Hole

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