Greg Gutfeld plans on opening a gay bar from Muslim men next door to the "Ground Zero Mosque". I'm sure he would appreciate our suggestions.
Alright fellas! Stand at attention and submit! You know, submit your entries, uh, I mean, your ideas.
From RevereRidesAgiain:
Turban Cowboy
Suspicious Package
RamadamFrom Dag:
JizyaFrom Pastorius
Allahu Gaybar
From Spike:
Toss my Saladin
Mecca Hynie Ho
Allah's Crack Bar
and finally,
The Camel's Toe
(lets not forget the lesbians)

Ram a dame!
ReplyDeleteThe restless infidel!
The good the bad and the infidel.
Bosch Fawstin thinks we should call it "Piggy Back"
ReplyDeleteAlso when I first told him about Gutfeld's gay bar idea, he also suggested 'The Allahu AckBAR' as a possible name.
I like jizya. Though I am against using their words, this one is just to great for a gay bar.
ReplyDeleteDar al-Hard.
ReplyDeleteDar al-Hard is very funny. Good one.
ReplyDeleteMuta in the Boot-ah
ReplyDeleteRising Minaret
ReplyDeleteMohammed's Rear End Friends.
ReplyDeleteMo's Cockpit.
ReplyDeleteYou know, ordinarily, considering this is right across the street from where airplanes felled two buildings, I would say any reference to a cockpit would be in bad taste. But, because it is Mohammed's Cockpit, I say, Great.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout These:
ReplyDeleteToss my Saladin
Mecca Hynie Ho
Allah's Crack Bar
and finally,
The Camel's Toe
(lets not forget the lesbians)
The Minaret Where the Men are at.
ReplyDeleteThe Red Crescent..
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteI think the Pink Crescent would be better for a Muslim gay bar.
My first choice:
ReplyDeleteCock and Awe
Second Choice:
Mohammad's Penis Palace
Mohammad's Secret
ReplyDeleteHow about Mohammed's rear view, or Brokeback Mecca
ReplyDeleteBrokeback Mecca. That's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHere are some more
ReplyDeleteFuck the west
Palastinkys
Gayrabs
That's what sheik said
Between the sheiks
Afganicantstand
Mosthque (say it with a lisp)
rocket propelled gays
I.E.Dick. ( I.e.d.)
The road to my mecca
Golden shower
Naughty arabia
Sadamy insane
Allahs wonker in the chocolate factory
Gays of arabia
The allah flammers
Pump my oil
Drill my oil
Drill my gas
Pump my gas
The moderate muslim
Take over my world
The Gaza strip bar
Hotmess
Ground queero
Babamounia
Same day different gay
Ak 69
A gay 69
The kingdom of cock
Random security search
The hanging gardens of cock
The camel jockey
Mohammed good time
Women's rights
Hijack my world
Road side love
Holy gay bar
The jihad hole
Head scarf!
ReplyDeleteThe Shiite Hole