Diversity + Proximity = War

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) 28 January 2017

So it begins:

Quebec City Police say several people are dead after shots were fired inside a Quebec City mosque on Sunday night during evening prayers.

In just one day, the Prime Minister of Canada is proven to be an utter fool.

A witness, who asked to remain anonymous, told CBC's French-language service Radio-Canada that two masked individuals entered the mosque.

"It seemed to me that they had a Quebecois accent. They started to fire, and as they shot they yelled, 'Allahu akbar!' The bullets hit people that were praying. People who were praying lost their lives. A bullet passed right over my head," said the witness.

Shouting "Allah Akbar" while firing an AK-47? It looks like Quebec got culturally enriched with Muslim-on-Muslim mayhem! We'll know for sure when the full details are released.

Regardless, the narrative can't be derailed: Trump is to blame!