All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
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Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Fuck Target
Good News: Target lost another $7 per share in value the past few days.
Analysis seems to support the theory that the stock dropped in response to the news of the proposed Amazon - Whole Foods merger. Nonetheless gross sales and gross profit have trended downward (4B and 2B) respectively over the most recent 5 year period. EBITDA down about 10% over the same period.
I'm waiting for this past quarter's profit report. They have not hit a target since they decided that men should use their penises in girl's bathrooms.
Analysis seems to support the theory that the stock dropped in response to the news of the proposed Amazon - Whole Foods merger. Nonetheless gross sales and gross profit have trended downward (4B and 2B) respectively over the most recent 5 year period. EBITDA down about 10% over the same period.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for this past quarter's profit report. They have not hit a target since they decided that men should use their penises in girl's bathrooms.
ReplyDeleteBathrooms and changing rooms.
ReplyDeleteDid this gunman read your post? /sarc WSOCTV: Gunman kidnaps NC family, forces them to shop at Target
ReplyDeleteHah! Hilarious.
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