AI Says, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Is The ‘Most Intelligible Politician’

From WISTV:

Former South Carolina governor and current U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley is the most effective communicator in politics, according to a group using artificial intelligence to rate speech by politicians. 

According to Trint, which the group claims is an “A.I.-based software that uses machine learning to transcribe recorded audio and lets users verify and correct errors,” Nikki Haley gets top marks for her speech over second place Hillary Clinton and third place New York Sen. Chuck Schumer. 

As a result of their testing, they say Haley is one of the better politicians because she speaks clearly, intelligibly, and is easy to understand — at least according to the A.I. they used.

I love Nikki Haley, and it makes me glad to see, her eloquence, her precision/concision with words, reward, even with this somewhat dubious honor.

But let's face it, the same AI would probably say Donald Trump is the LEAST INTELLIGIBLE politician, and this same AI would probably be right.

AND YET HE IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE CONSERVATIVE COMMUNICATOR SINCE RONALD REAGAN.

And this only goes to show that human beings are something totally other, and better, than AI.

I have a feeling an AI couldn't even make heads or tails of what the fuck Donald Trump is saying, and yet we all know. And the man inspires, and he makes us laugh, and the nation is running on all cylinders ever since his brief tenure commenced.