Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Sent His Beard Hair to a Rapper Who Does Witchcraft to Protect Him From ISIS

When a man stops believing in God 

he doesn’t then believe in nothing, 

he believes anything.

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey keeps banning conservatives who want to protect people from ISIS with things like border security, stronger vetting and discussions about Islam because he apparently has a better solution: actual witchcraft. 

According to reports, Dorsey once sent his actual beard clippings to rapper (and witch) Azealia Banks so that she could use it to make an amulet to protect him from ISIS.

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