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Monday, March 02, 2020

Applying essential oil to anus ‘cures coronavirus’: Iranian cleric


Applying essential oil to anus ‘cures coronavirus’: Iranian cleric
A local cleric from the Iranian city of Qom has suggested a novel cure for the new coronavirus – the pre-bedtime rectal administration of violet leaf oil. 
Users on Twitter describe how the Ayatollah Tabrizian has publicly denounced Western medicine as “un-Islamic”. 
In a post to over 120,000 followers on the social messaging service Telegram, Tabrizian, a purveyor of traditional Islam medicine, listed several alternative techniques for fighting the spread of the contagious disease, known as Covid-19. 
According to an Iranian news site, which obtained a screenshot of the message, Tabrizian recommends consuming copious amounts of brown sugar, burning wild rue, as well as inhaling snuff. 
His eighth tip is the most striking: “Before bedtime, drench some cotton in violet oil and apply onto your anus”

3 comments:

  1. How'sa 'bout this?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8063267/Videos-Iranians-LICKING-holy-shrines-despite-coronavirus-outbreak.html

    Globalization works!

    Bat soup in China. Licking Coronavirus off of shrines in Iran!

    Yowsa!

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  2. Apply it with a Carl Gustav.

    Naw, check that, bend over and stand-TF-by.

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