Adam Carolla Says Masking Kids Is Not About The Virus, It is Crate-Training Children as If They Were Dogs

“Why, why the kids and why the emphasis on the kids,” Adam said. “This hasn’t been dangerous for kids. We’ve known this. This kills sick people, old people, obese people, comorbidity people. It doesn’t ostensibly effect kids, they’re in the safest category.” “Well, just remember this phrase Megyn: ‘crate training’,” he added. 

“You can not train a dog when it’s middle aged. You got to get them when they’re puppies. And get them trained up and into that crate. And that’s what we’re doing with kids. Because this will not be the last emergency. And it will not be the last time the government and the governor and the mayor need to exact their power.” 

“And so, ‘let’s get the kids into the crate,'” Carolla continued. “‘Let’s get them coached up. And then they’ll be ours. We can do whatever we want with them after that, they’ll listen to anything. They’ll be good subjects.'”