Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
OK boys, you can close your mouths now, and uncross your legs
"OK boys, you can close your mouths now, and uncross your legs"
ReplyDeleteYou must have a video cam installed in my home lol.
My wife sets my penis on fire too.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, that a different thing altogether.
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire!
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