Sunday Morning Stress Reliever

If you’ve ever shopped at IKEA and had to assemble their cost-effective furniture, you’ll understand the frustration this poor Jihadist experienced building a dirty bomb. From Banana-Slug.

AREA TERRORIST FLUMMOXED BY IKEA BUILD IT YOURSELF DIRTY BOMB

A would be local terrorist was so confused by the assemble it yourself dirty bomb kit he purchased at his local IKEA that he gave up plans to, as he put it, “bring the Great Satan to her knees.”

After 13 hours of trying to assemble the bomb, which came in 16 flat stacked boxes weighing a total of 317 pounds, the terrorist finally admitted defeat late Sunday night.

“All of the pieces were certainly there. IKEA has amazing quality control,” noted the failed terrorist, “and I attempted to follow the damned directions ---but they were just pictures and after about 30 pages or so they all started to look alike.

Read the rest at The Gathering Storm.