Joe Biden Can Suck My Giant Infidel *#@k

UPDATED AT BOTTOM OF POST!



But Pastorius, how do you expect me to do that? It's, like, this freaking big around!


Biden quoted as saying that Israel will have to reconcile itself to a nuclear Iran

(hat tip to Babba)

Democratic vice-presidential candidate Joe Biden was quoted Monday as telling senior Israeli officials behind closed doors that the Jewish state will have to reconcile itself to a nuclear Iran.

Biden, chairman of the powerful Senate Foreign Relations Committee, has long been considered strongly pro-Israel.

In the unsourced report, Army Radio also quoted Biden as saying that he opposed "opening a additional military and diplomatic front."



He can open an additional diplomatic front by servicing me. Down on your knees, Biden.

UPDATE:

THIS IS SPARTA (ISRAEL)!

UPDATE:

Biden spokesperson David Wade says this report is false.

Biden spox David Wade said the unsourced report is simply false.

“This is a lie peddled by partisan opponents of Senators Obama and Biden,” said Wade, “and we will not tolerate anyone questioning Senator Biden’s 35-year record of standing up for the security of Israel. Joe Biden’s first trip as a Senator was to Israel, he has worked with every Israeli leader from Golda Meir to Prime Minister Olmert, and he takes a back seat to no one when it comes to protecting the relationship between Israel and the US.”