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Saturday, January 30, 2010

New And Improved Jihadi Technology: The Surgical Implant Bomb

Terrorists 'plan attack on Britain with bombs INSIDE their bodies' to foil new airport scanners

Boy, leave it to those genius Jihadis. When they put their mind to it, anything is possible. The sky's the limit.

Body scanner

An operation by MI5 has uncovered evidence that Al Qaeda is planning a new stage in its terror campaign by inserting ‘surgical bombs’ inside people for the first time.

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9 comments:

  1. revereridesagainSunday, January 31, 2010 12:20:00 am

    As in, 'you can't even find it with a body cavity search'?

    Uh-oh...

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  2. PastoriusSunday, January 31, 2010 1:41:00 am

    Anonymous,
    That's a very good question. I wouldn't be surprised.

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  3. DamienSunday, January 31, 2010 2:19:00 am

    Pastorius,

    Whoever surgically implants one of those chips will have to have some medical training, otherwise they might kill the guy they are operating on before he is able to carry out his task. I guess that means if we come across a lot of suicide terrorists with those implants, the military is going to have start looking for Jihadists with some knowledge of human anatomy to take out.

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  4. Alexander MünchSunday, January 31, 2010 4:43:00 am

    What?

    That's it! No more EL-AL !

    "INFIDEL AIR" ONLY !!!

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  5. AnonymousSunday, January 31, 2010 3:16:00 pm

    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners:

    Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone!

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  6. PastoriusSunday, January 31, 2010 3:37:00 pm

    I love that idea. You've floated here before, I believe.

    And, you're right to do so.

    I'll make it a post.

    :)

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  7. EpaminondasSunday, January 31, 2010 5:23:00 pm

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  8. EpaminondasSunday, January 31, 2010 5:25:00 pm

    This is the kind of thing which causes an entire society to become WT Shermans, and eradicate an entire enemy people's will to live their way of life.

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  9. Alexander MünchSunday, January 31, 2010 6:37:00 pm

    Goody, Goody !

    Last time it was the "COJONES BOMBER"...

    Now it is called the "TITS BOMBER"!...

    I'm sure that all of you are guessing now what the next one will be called!...

    Don't think of the "RECTUM BOMBER" ! It was used here:- http://ow.ly/12jXQ

    Be creative, think of something else...

    ( You Dirty Minds!... )

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