Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ” pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs & savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
Number one in hilarity!
ReplyDeleteI take off my hat to you. I'll do even more than that if you're a gal with a liking for middle-aged guys.
Good one.
ReplyDelete"if you're a gal with a liking for middle-aged guys."
ReplyDeleteNah . . . MR's a gunslinging, fast shootin mountain man. No, don't even think of Breakback Mountain or he'll get a posse together :)
I guess Dag was thinking of a different kind of Midnight Rider.
ReplyDelete(psst, Ray, don't forget the hard drinkin')
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the part about him bein' a bluesman who made a deal with the devil.
ReplyDeletedang if I didn't forget about that part myself
ReplyDeleteYeah, you're like the Mickey Rourke character in Angel Heart.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean I get Lisa Bonet? Without the messy ending?
ReplyDeletePleeeeeeease. . .
Lisa Bonet is a woman who would tempt many men to make a deal with the devil.
ReplyDeleteYep.
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