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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Sonny Rollins
My One and Only Love

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  1. Liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    --- Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
    --- Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners.
    --- David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --- Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --- Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --- David Letterman

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