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Friday, July 30, 2010

Iranian official says Jews smuggled cigarettes into Iran which have been tainted with pig blood and nuclear material

From Eye on the World:
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — An Iranian official says cigarettes smuggled into Iran have been tainted with pig blood and nuclear material as part of a Western conspiracy.

The semiofficial Mehr news agency quotes Mohammad Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying contraband Marlboros have been contaminated with pig hemoglobin and unspecified nuclear material.

Madani claims Philip Morris International, which sells Marlboro outside the U.S., is "led by Zionists" and deliberately exports tainted cigarettes.

He provided no evidence or information about the confiscated cigarettes. Friday's report also gave no details on how the contamination was discovered.

Tehran, which often alleges Western conspiracies, says 20 billion cigarettes are smuggled into Iran every year.

It wasn't the Jews.


I confess. The truth is, it was Midnight Rider and I, here at the Infidel Bloggers Alliance, who hatched up and carried out this dastardly deed.

6 comments:

  1. The sad reality is that probably over half the Mohammedan world wholeheartedly believes this horseshit and reacts accordingly.

    I'm supposed to respect their culture?

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  2. They have it wrong .... their penises will fall off and then they will all get SARS, and it will appear to be the Saudis who did it

    NYUK NYUK

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  3. Hi Guys.
    Actually the story is true there is trace amounts of pigs blood ,i read this story a while back .Cigaret with pig blood.What concerns the nuclear must have been residue from their undercover enrichment lab that stuck to theirfingers.lol

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  4. It's not horseshit, CJK. Pastorius and I really DID smuggle the stuff in.

    Next we're going for edible women's panties made with bacon.

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  5. Yes, and matches made with dynamite. Don't forget that.

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  6. Right. Gotta remember to put that on the list.

    OH! And goat costumes for the pigs!

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