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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

How Does This Fall Under DHS Purview?

What, they think the bird has a blade unedr his wing, a bomb up his backside?

What's said here is true enough. Make sure the bird is thoroughly thawed or bad things may happen. Fellow I know burned his house down that way.

But really, Nappy, don't you guys have better things to spend your time on?

Washington Examiner
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DHS issues Turkey fryer warning
byCharlie Spiering



The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.

"How dangerous can turkey fryers be?" asks a warning issued on the official DHS Twitter account. "Make sure the turkey is completely thawed before placing in a fryer, or this may happen."

The department linked to an ominous video highlighting the dangers of deep frying a turkey.

"Use turkey fryers outdoors at a safe distance from buildings." the DHS tweeted, "Never use turkey fryers in a garage or on a wooden deck."

4 comments:

  1. "How to make a turkey bomb in the kitchen of your mom" by the now-expired Samir Khan. That is what got their attention.

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  2. Human nature is to expand one's power and influence...

    THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE FRICKIN' CONSTITUTION.
    To limit what human nature can do to us in our lives.
    Written by keen observers and cynics

    TIME FOR DHS TO GO

    It was the NYPD which busted the last plot, NOT the FBI and NOT DHS

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  3. Exactly. They didn't get involved EVEN WHEN THE NYPD ASKED THEM TO.

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