England Pulls Palace Guards Because They're Afraid of Muslims

Maybe If We Pretend We Are Dead, 

The Muslims Will Leave Us Alone

From the Daily Mail:

Security chiefs have taken the dramatic step of withdrawing Royal Guards from their high-profile posts outside palaces amid mounting fears of ‘lone wolf’ terrorist attacks. 

The move to more secure positions behind gates or railings is a direct response to attacks such as the murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby and the killing of a sentry by a lone gunman at the Canadian Parliament two months ago. 

But the measures have been described as a ‘retreat’ for the Guards, known the world over for their bearskin caps. 

Retired officer Major Iain Dalzel-Job of the Scots Guards told The Mail on Sunday: ‘I think this is a big shame. 

'The reason people know we’re around is because they can see us. But I suppose the changes are necessary as there is a significant threat.’

The significant threat is the Western world's collective lack of balls.