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Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Cracker Barrel Cracked!



We're watching another corporation with a defined customer base deciding to abandon and spurn that dedicated customer base in pursuit of a newer, different, more diverse customer base.

This has been tried, and tried, and tried, and tried some more, and it fails every time.

Once the "old" customer base figures out that the corporation considers them Undesirable and Deplorable, and would rather go bankrupt than take their dirty traditionalist money, that corporation goes into a death spiral. They can't admit they were wrong, and even if they did, they'd have to admit that their error consisted of disrespecting and disliking the "old" customer base.


Cracker Barrel's top investor warned the Woke AWFL DEI CEO that she was throwing the brand away to make it yet another charmless uniculture/Marxist anti-culture gray wasteland, but the Woke AWFL DIE CEO decided to be the GirlBoss and tell him to pound sand.

The Woke CEO, who wears Progressive Politics Signalling Mega-Glasses and looks like a Queefier Marie Harf, says the "overwhelming majority" of people "appreciate" their hard-gay rebranding, implying that it's only a tiny minority of angry noise-makers who don't like it.

They tried this with Marvel, Star Wars, and Bud Light, too.

"Tiny minorities" don't cause brands to lose $121 million.


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