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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Root Cause of Global Instability

I couldn't resist sharing this quote with my fellow Defenders of Freedom. It's completely politically incorrect, and that's why I thought you'd appreciate it. It's a quote from a marine in the HBO mini-series called Generation Kill during the initial phases of Iraq's liberation:

"It's a lack of pussy that fucks countries up. Lack of pussy is the root-fucking-cause of all global instability. If more hajjis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and fuck them up like this, because a nut-busting hajji is a happy hajji... If you took the Republican Guard and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking war... If Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did on his fucking gay-ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than, say, Mexico."

4 comments:

  1. Yeah! I've always believed if everybody was smoking pot, eating munchies and getting laid, there would be no war.

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  2. Sounds like the material for a good scientific study!

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  3. I can not recall ever being angry or wanting to hurt anyone in the hour after I have gotten laid.

    I think this dude's theory is correct.

    The United Nations ought to start a Department of Pussy.

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  4. Some men have four wives, some other men go after 72 women on the other side... Huh huh! Somebody is being duped.

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