I couldn't resist sharing this quote with my fellow Defenders of Freedom. It's completely politically incorrect, and that's why I thought you'd appreciate it. It's a quote from a marine in the HBO mini-series called Generation Kill during the initial phases of Iraq's liberation:
"It's a lack of pussy that fucks countries up. Lack of pussy is the root-fucking-cause of all global instability. If more hajjis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and fuck them up like this, because a nut-busting hajji is a happy hajji... If you took the Republican Guard and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking war... If Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did on his fucking gay-ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than, say, Mexico."
Yeah! I've always believed if everybody was smoking pot, eating munchies and getting laid, there would be no war.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the material for a good scientific study!
ReplyDeleteI can not recall ever being angry or wanting to hurt anyone in the hour after I have gotten laid.
ReplyDeleteI think this dude's theory is correct.
The United Nations ought to start a Department of Pussy.
Some men have four wives, some other men go after 72 women on the other side... Huh huh! Somebody is being duped.
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