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Saturday, April 25, 2009

CRAZY JIHADIS

HEY YOU CRAZY JIHADIS! BET YA THOUGHT I FORGOT 'BOUT YA, DIDN' YA? NO, YOU SONSABITCHES, YOUR ALWAYS VERY CLOSE AT THE TOP OF MY THOUGHTS. HOW COULD I EVER FORGET ABOUT YOU AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR MY COUNTRY? YOU'RE REGULAR FUCKIN' AMBASSADORS OF WORLD PEACE. I THINK ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAKE UP, WHEN I GO TO SLEEP, ALL FUCKING DAY LONG. I WRITE ABOUT YOU TALK ABOUT YOU READ ABOUT YOU WATCH VIDEOS ABOUT YOU DREAM ABOUT YOU. I'VE GROWN SO USED TO YOU THAT EVEN YOUR SICK SNUFF PORN BEHEADING VIDEOS DON'T BOTHER ME LIKE THEY ONCE DID. YOU REALLY ARE A SICK LOT, YOU BLOATED MAGGOTS ON A PIG. SO HERE'S AN IDEA. ONCE YOUR TALIBAN BROTHERS GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER AND FINALLY PUSH ON AND TAKE ISLAMABAD I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER FOR ONE BIG CELEBRATION IN THE STREETS THERE. THEN WAIT ABOUT 25 MINUTES AND WE'LL BE BY WITH AN ICBM FOR YOU. OR MAYBE INDIA OR ISRAEL WILL GET THERE FIRST AND SAVE US SOME HARDWARE. I'LL SURE MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE. I WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL MY FREE TIME. MY WIFE WILL ACTUALLY GET TO SEE MORE OF ME AGAIN.

BUT UNTIL THEN, THIS LITTLE DITTY IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. YOU MISERABLE GOAT FUCKERS.


TOBY KEITH
THE TALIBAN SONG

1 comment:

  1. But, you know, MR, Islam is not Monolithic.

    Read my post above your post.

    ;-)

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