Three C's..............from 45 Govt

from Last of the Few:

Think about this:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazingthat during the mad cow epidemic our government could tracka single cow, born in Canada almost three years before, rightto the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they areunable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering aroundour country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution forIraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It waswritten by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked forover 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the TenCommandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'ThouShalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall NotLie' in a building full of lawyers, judges andpoliticians ..... it creates a hostile work environment.

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