Terrorists 'plan attack on Britain with bombs INSIDE their bodies' to foil new airport scanners
Boy, leave it to those genius Jihadis. When they put their mind to it, anything is possible. The sky's the limit.
An operation by MI5 has uncovered evidence that Al Qaeda is planning a new stage in its terror campaign by inserting ‘surgical bombs’ inside people for the first time.
9 comments:
As in, 'you can't even find it with a body cavity search'?
Uh-oh...
Anonymous,
That's a very good question. I wouldn't be surprised.
Pastorius,
Whoever surgically implants one of those chips will have to have some medical training, otherwise they might kill the guy they are operating on before he is able to carry out his task. I guess that means if we come across a lot of suicide terrorists with those implants, the military is going to have start looking for Jihadists with some knowledge of human anatomy to take out.
What?
That's it! No more EL-AL !
"INFIDEL AIR" ONLY !!!
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners:
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone!
I love that idea. You've floated here before, I believe.
And, you're right to do so.
I'll make it a post.
:)
This is the kind of thing which causes an entire society to become WT Shermans, and eradicate an entire enemy people's will to live their way of life.
Goody, Goody !
Last time it was the "COJONES BOMBER"...
Now it is called the "TITS BOMBER"!...
I'm sure that all of you are guessing now what the next one will be called!...
Don't think of the "RECTUM BOMBER" ! It was used here:- http://ow.ly/12jXQ
Be creative, think of something else...
( You Dirty Minds!... )
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