Friday, February 25, 2011

Oh Charlie, we hardly knew ye

What is it Mr. Sheen was trying to say?

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio … slamming “Two and a Half Men“ creatorChuck Lorre — calling him a turd — and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a “p***y.”

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in “Apocalypse Now” — and hit just about everything and everyone:

— He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is “Haim Levine”

Have we now entered the Gibson jewfighter league of demented stars?

Chuck Lorre (born October 18, 1952) is a writer, director, producer and composer who has created many American sitcoms, including Grace Under Fire,Cybill, Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory. Lorre also serves as executive producer of the sitcom Mike & Molly which premiered in September 2010.Born Charles Michael Levine, Lorre attended State University of New York at Potsdam, dropping out after two years.[1] After leaving school, he toured the United States as a guitarist and songwriter. He wrote Deborah Harry’s radio hit single “French Kissin’ in the USA” for the 1986 Rockbird album.

By 1986, Lorre changed his focus to television.

Given his name it is entirely possible that his Hebrew name is Haim. But his real name?

So what was Sheen actually trying to demonstrate with that little ditty buried among his other little wonders of drug and alcohol rotted dementia?

Martin, wherever you are, I feel for you. The kid needs COMMITMENT.

BTW, nobody (yet) calls me Melech Pincus Hakohane, which coincidentally makes it compulsory for me to tell all of you to bow down.

And on the day it happens, I am getting out of town

6 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Martin Sheen, Charlie's dad, had a heart attack at age 38: drug and alcohol related, I think. He had his wake-up call.

Charlie clearly hasn't had a wake-up call and hasn't yet heard angel wings.

Mark my words. Unless he hears those angel wings, he's going to die or end up as a vegetable.

Pastorius said...

You know, I thought I had heard along time ago, on the Howard Stern Show, that the Sheen's were Jewish.

Nope, they are Catholic. No Jewish background.

Of course, one can be a Jewish anti-Semite, but ...

When I first read Sheen's comments, I thought he was joking, but you're right ...

WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO SAY?

By the way, my Jewish name is Putzy Schlongstein.

Silverfiddle said...

It's a sad sign of the times that crap like this is news.

It's a good thing he didn't unleash a racist rant, his career would be over.

If Hollywood (and the rest of the world) is run by Jews then when will they start autonomously executing these anti-Semites, for crying out loud?

Epaminondas said...

why sf, there would be no executions, instead, an interminable discussion about how it's their fault that these crypto anti semites flourish.

Pastorius said...

I think they should replace Sheen with Corey Feldman.

They look almost exactly alike these days.

But, Feldman really is sober.

SamenoKami said...

"Melech Pincus Hakohane"

Does that translate into English?
Does xxKOHANE=priest?

Awesome high Priest and description pik, btw.