Thursday, January 03, 2008

66,000 Women Have Had Their Clits Cut In Britain

Women are far too horny. We men just can't control them. Therefore, we've gotta chop off their clitorises. It's the only way we can keep society in order:


Such is the secrecy that surrounds the practice that even those aware that it occurs in large swathes of Africa and Asia will be shocked to learn that it is prevalent in Britain.

During a highly disturbing, four-month investigation, however, we uncovered evidence that thousands of British-African girls, in towns and cities throughout the country, have been forcibly “cut”. By conservative estimates, 66,000 women and girls living in Britain have been mutilated. This figure, accepted by the Metropolitan Police, came in a report by a volunteer organisation funded by the Department of Health and carried out with academics from the London School of Tropical Hygiene and the City University.

And thousands more girls are at imminent risk as families club together to fly professional “cutters” from Africa to Britain.

These women “elders” perform the crude operation for up to £40 a time, often on kitchen tables or floors, without anaesthetic, using filthy, blunt knives, razor blades or scalpels.

Many readers will be distressed by our report, but this practice is an abomination which has no place anywhere, let alone in a civilised society, and if it is to be expunged then this is a story that must be told.


The more we mutilate, the less lunacy will prevail in our culture.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know the UK is a goner when Monty Python won't touch the muslim problem.

Michael Travis said...

The US and Canada have far more clit-chopping Muzzies than the U.K., and the landscape of North America is littered with the hacked off clits of taxi-driver's unfortunate daughters.

ALL Sudanese, Somali, Egyptian[Muslim] and Ethiopian [Muslim] girls born in North America are mutilated. A great many Iraq, Nigerian and Yemenite girls are also..but it is not absolute in their cases.

Pastorius said...

Isn't Monty Python still doing the Spam song?

Anonymous said...

"Spamalot" is not Monty Python.

Monty Python have not performed for over 25 years.


Chuck Korea

nanc said...

i have read accounts in the past that some of these "clitorectomies" have gone so awry when they also slice into the urethra, therefore causing the urethra to "heal" shut causing an inability to urinate, ultimately causing a horrid and painful death.

i've also been reading that THIRTY PERCENT of the russian population is muzlim, although we'll never get any truth to that matter out of them - over 3000 mosques have sprung up in that country in the last ten or so years.

coming to a neighborhood near you.

as for women being "too horny" - tell that to the majority of husbands in the u.s....just sayin'...

Pastorius said...

C'mon Nanc, you know you're outta control.

If you weren't, you wouldn't be reading Infidel Bloggers Alliance.

Always On Watch said...

Nanc, my adopted "sister," is fired up. I get some credit for that.

Pastorius said...

Here at IBA, we love it when women get hot.

nanc said...

you don't want my kind of hot - it's 51 years of hot building up - i need a vent, or a fan! or both...

be sure to forward my fatwaback and colored greens...

Pastorius said...

Ok, I believe you.

:)