Friday, January 11, 2008

A Message From The Ayatollah Khomeini

The Ayatollah Khomeini dropped by the pub here at Infidel Bloggers Alliance and left a message for all of us:

Let me tell ya', I don't get no respect


Some Islamophobic Kuffar scum (may their heads soon be parted from their shoulders) say there are no moderate Muslims. This is a lie! Let me tell you the story of my meeting with a moderate Muslim:


As I paddled through the streets of Manchester after leaving the mosque yesterday evening, the rain stopped falling!

The shocked inhabitants paused from their customary activity of shooting one another, and looked aghast at a rent in the grey firmament - a blue patch in the sky!

As if this wasn't miracle enough, the clouds cleared in the west and the setting sun illuminated a huge multicolored rainbow emblazoned with the words 'Welcome to Moderate Islam'.

Many hundreds of sleeping moonbats hung upside down from the rainbow. I followed it to where it reached the ground in the idyllic village of Moss Side, and there I found two pixies, four elves and a Moderate Muslim.

The Moderate Muslim said "I denounce all forms of terrorism without reservation", then he jumped on his unicorn and galloped off to where the sun was setting Koranic-style in a muddy pool in the west, probably Pennington Flash near Leigh.

As the customary downpour resumed, the rainbow faded and the soggy moonbats fluttered angrily as they woke up and found they had no visible means of support.

Flying just above roof-height to avoid the flying bullets, the moonbats squeaked to all who would listen "We must respect Moderate Islam" and "It's a peaceful religion hijacked by a tiny minority of extremists"


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