Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Christian Fitna

Well, there you go, they've gone and made a movie that shows how violent Christianity is.

I recommend we all go out and riot and murder over this.

Listen, I've got some time this coming Monday night. Text me and let me know if that'll work for you. If not, maybe we can talk about it at the Prayer breakfast next week.

Oh shoot, I just remembered, I have to head out to DC on business.

Well, look, we'll get this rioting and murdering in yet. Don't worry.

Text me, ok?


12 comments:

Epaminondas said...

That's a VERY INTERESTING quote at the start, 15:3, since the jews DISOBEYED, and in fact the Amalekites did not suffer defeat until the time of David.
That is not the only time the jews refused to slaughter the men, women and children, and of course, typically, left out is that very few jews and Christians consider the bible, either testament ot be the revealed and perfect word

Pastorius said...

Well, I don't know about you, Epa, but I'm not feeling very compfortable with this hoopla. I mean, it certainly does not seem fair that they would bring up these verse like that. They mean so much to us, and the Bible is sacred and all.

I just wish they would calm down.

And, if they don't I guess we'll have to behead them or something. Thing is, the Laker game is on tonight, so tonight's bad for me.

JMJ said...

Yeah, I hear Iran is making a similar kind of movie as a response to Fitna. I guess like the Cartoon contest...Yawn.

Pastorius said...

I think this might be it, but I'm not sure.

I can't be bothered to spend the time to check.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice that those are not American soldiers? They are Iraqi. So typical. Why bother with the "inconvenient truth" when a lie will work just as well.

Pastorius said...

Anonymous,
Is that right?

Well, even more reason to riot and murder then, don't you think?

Anyway, we've kind of settled on next Tuesday night. I have to check with my wife to make sure nothing is going on.

Mother Effingby said...

Make sure you watch the film to the very end, since it is a whole tu quoque thing. One of the errors of the film is that he shows the bible in different languages, making a subliminal claim that perhaps each one is different from the other and thus not reliable. Well, duh. A Finnish Bible isn't going to read like an English one, but if you know both languages, then you will read the same message.

Pastorius said...

Sra. Scherzo,
Let me get this straight, I have to watch the whole thing?

Jeez, I got so upset watching the first part that I had to turn it off and go outside and smoke a cigar. If I watch the rest, I might have to smoke another cigar.

Anyway, are you in with us on the rioting and murdering, or what?

Damien said...

It say its no longer available but, I saw most of it. Just one question how many death threats have Muslims received since this film was made?

Damien said...

Hey its working again.

Pastorius said...

Well, listen Damien, me and some of the other guys here at IBA are pretty darn mad about this film. We're planning a raping and pillaging spree, starting sometime next week.

Thing is, I've got some appointments out in Phoenix first half of the week, and then, I'm taking my daughter to this special fair at her school. I'm not sure when I can fit this stuff in.

When's good for you?

Pastorius said...

Avideditor,
Good point about the Amelakites. I hadn't thought of the irony.

Heh.

Anyway, where have I seen your name? At LGF?