Friday, October 10, 2008

Anti-Jihadi Ammunition

Well here is something new: Bullets dipped in pigs blood. This company is selling ammunition specifically designed to deter any bravery on the part of a Jihadi. Here's what it says about the ammunition on the site:
Our unique product is specially formulated to deliver the finest quality swine hemoglobin to the recipient. Emulsified in a complex matrix of water soluble binding agents, this single ingredient is known to the Jihadist terrorist to contaminate the body, spirit and soul, preventing admission into eternal Paradise.

* No longer can the Jihadist terrorist expect to earn entry into Paradise by killing the infidel and dying in the process.

* No longer can the Jihadist terrorist depend on encountering the 72 "virgins".

* No longer can the Jihadist terrorist expect to be rewarded by Allah.

Any Jihadist terrorist wounded or worse with a Crusader Ammunition round can count on only one thing: actual spiritual banishment in the afterlife. In the Jihadist terrorist's mind, the inevitable destination for his contaminated soul and spirit is eternal damnation with the pigs.

Crusader Ammunition is the first company to fight a spiritual war with spiritual weapons.
This strikes me as barbaric, and yet at the same time it also strikes me as brilliant. What do you think?

12 comments:

Citizen Warrior said...

By way of explanation, the web site, Crusader Ammunition, says this about the principle behind their ammo:

"Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks
on the United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim extremists.
So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution.

"He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists. Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those virgins) and doomed to hell.

"The soldiers then soaked their bullets in pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th man go.

"And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world."

Damien said...

Citizen Warrior,

Its not barbaric. The Jihadists are far more barbaric than this. I think its a good idea. we should arm all of our soldiers with these.

Anonymous said...

Use their own irrationality against them. They commit atrocities because they believe it will get them 72 virgins in Paradise? Fine. Deny them the virgins and Paradise. There should not even be a question about using this sort of ammunition. And when things get bad enough, and it looks like they eventually will, there won't be.

Anonymous said...

This product is no more barbaric than standard ammunition.

Like gold toe socks, the Pershing series of ammunition products provide brand recognition and customer satisfaction.

Pastorius said...

The only thing "barbaric" about it is that the idea consists of using their own superstitions against them.

They did that to us on 9/11, or thought they did. They thought our god was Mammon/war, so they struck the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

Little did they know. We didn't just give up, did we?

Anonymous said...

The Pershing story is not true even though it's a good one. Maybe it's about time someone came up with this.

Damien said...

Anonymous,

Where did you hear that the story was a myth?

Pastorius said...

I've heard over and over that the Pershing story was a myth.

However, as much as I hear that it's just a myth, I also hear that it is true.

Certainly, it would seem the U.S. Military would not want to acknowledge such methods. They are "unorthodox."

Damien said...

Pastorius,

unorthodox is an understatement

Kim Hartveld said...

It's not in the least bit barbaric and should be implemented right away. Needless to say, the Pershing doctrine should be applied as well.

Citizen Warrior said...

The more I think about it, the less crazy it seems. It is using their own superstition against them, if in fact, it is true that it would deter them.

Does anyone have any information that would verify or invalidate the story about Pershing?

Does anyone have any information that would verify or invalidate the theory that a Muslim cannot get into Paradise when shot with a pig's-blood-soaked bullet?

Anonymous said...

wow lol absolutely wow its starting to be more clearer and clearer. non muslims are at war against muslims not terrorist but on islam. MAY ALLAH FORGIVE EVERYONE THAT IS IN THE WRONG PATH AND MAY DIRECT YOU TO THE RIGHT PATH. that can happen only if a person have open heart.