Epaminondas' predictions for 2009

Obama will be caught smoking after pledging to quit, will apologize on national TV saying "I did have smoking with that cigarette" and cry, and Wright and Jesse Jackson will counsel him.

Nancy Pelosi will at least once publicly criticize Obama by reference as not being what he seemed to be.

Medvedev and Putin will begin to publicly argue in the headlines until they duel by assassins. Putin will win, but Sverdlovsk will be uninhabitable for 100 years. A jewish russian gangster will be arrested, and allowed to 'escape' and flee to Israel.

Chavez will sign a treaty with China over trade and their naval base will expand, causing public criticism by future repub condidates.

There will be an incident over border crossing, but it will involve the deaths of illegal aliens, and one lebanese national


Hesham Islam will become director of religious activity for the dept of defense and will become the unofficial spokesman of 'outreach' nationally

Infidel Bloggers Alliance unique pageloads will increase by 30% and return visits by 150%

At least ONE major US defense contractor will threaten bankruptcy after cuts made by Obama and will be rescued after pledging to make inner city transit buses power by refined poop products instead of weapons.

David Duke will field a third party and get at least one member elected to congress in either 2010 or 2012





Philip De Wynter's daughter will publicly renounce her past inter-racial relationships for cultural reasons and marry an american decendent of Flemish origins who will turn out to be a member of the COuncil of Conservative Citizens who teaches Kevin McDonald's history classes at U Cal







Ward Churchill will be murdered by a member of Moveon after a fight over a woman who will turn out to be a Sioux princess




Dick Durbin will be implicated by Blago's wife after being discovered together in the Motel Six in Duluth with 2500 valid uncounted Norm Coleman ballots



Billy Mays will be killed by a layed off employee of Ronco's ice fisher division

Barney Frank will be discovered with a 15 year old boy in Bennington VT, after the boy is arrested UI running down the street naked in a snowstorm. He will admit to a 'problem' and continue to serve, introducing the new banking bill prohibiting hetero white males from having more than 2 checking accounts.



Megyn Kelly will leave her husband after reading one of my posts and reveal she is really a brunette and therefore never belonged at Fox to begin with. We will be very happy


For about 6 weeks

And the most difficult prediction of all...despite a regional war threatening or breaking out in the middle east, nothing will change