Saturday, January 03, 2009

Expanding The Caliphate

Via this posting at Weasel Zippers, citing the Sun:
PREACHER of hate Omar Bakri is boldly going where no imam has gone before — ordering followers to convert ALIENS to Islam.

Bakri, acting like a character from sci-fi film Mars Attacks, said Muslims must not only spread the word worldwide but also across the galaxy.

He issued the decree during a bizarre rant which has been posted on an extremist website.

Bakri, 50, declared: “We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him.”

Last night a security source quipped: “Perhaps he could show his people the way — it would give everyone a break if he was beamed up.”
Where are Captain Kirk and the Federation when you need them?

6 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Omar Bakri's daughter is a pole dancer

Anonymous said...

That puts her in charge of converting pole dancers on other planets. SNL could put together a great skit about that if they only had the nerve...

Anonymous said...

That puts her in charge of converting pole dancers on other planets. SNL could put together a great skit about that if they only had the nerve...

Pastorius said...

Well, I guess that means the Muslims ought to get cracking on building rocket ships so they can visit other planets, and star systems.

LOL

I will be laughing about that all day.

LOL

Always On Watch said...

RRA,
An SNL skit? Great idea.

Pastorius could put something like that together for his BTR radio show. **wink**

Damien said...

Always On Watch,

Maybe we should send the predator after him.