PREACHER of hate Omar Bakri is boldly going where no imam has gone before — ordering followers to convert ALIENS to Islam.Where are Captain Kirk and the Federation when you need them?
Bakri, acting like a character from sci-fi film Mars Attacks, said Muslims must not only spread the word worldwide but also across the galaxy.
He issued the decree during a bizarre rant which has been posted on an extremist website.
Bakri, 50, declared: “We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him.”
Last night a security source quipped: “Perhaps he could show his people the way — it would give everyone a break if he was beamed up.”
All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Expanding The Caliphate
Via this posting at Weasel Zippers, citing the Sun:
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Omar Bakri's daughter is a pole dancer
That puts her in charge of converting pole dancers on other planets. SNL could put together a great skit about that if they only had the nerve...
That puts her in charge of converting pole dancers on other planets. SNL could put together a great skit about that if they only had the nerve...
Well, I guess that means the Muslims ought to get cracking on building rocket ships so they can visit other planets, and star systems.
LOL
I will be laughing about that all day.
LOL
RRA,
An SNL skit? Great idea.
Pastorius could put something like that together for his BTR radio show. **wink**
Always On Watch,
Maybe we should send the predator after him.
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