Sunday, January 18, 2009

Is It True That Jews Have Put A Chemical In The Drinking Water Which Will Make The Penises Of Muslim Men Fall Off?

I've heard a rumor, from a trusted source, that Jews have developed a chemical which attacks a specific gene which only Muslim men have. This gene is linked to two traits, one is the development and maintenance of the penile system, and the second is the development and maintenance of brain functioning related to reason.

Any Muslim man who becomes infected with this chemical will first lose the stated brain function, and then several weeks later, his penis will fall off. 

The rumor I hear is that this chemical may have already been released into the world's supply of drinking water.

Not many things would make me feel sorry for our Jihadist enemies, but the thought of them losing these two important human traits (brain and penis) would certainly move me to tears, of some sort.

Here's an important question to ponder? How many more human traits could Muslim males lose before they lose their humanity completely?

Click here to see photograph (but be warned it is a graphic and horrifying crime against humanity).

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Muslims need not despair about the loss of brain-function. Modern medical science can provide a perfectly adequate transplant .

As for their dicks falling off, maybe this is karmic retribution for all those little girls' clits they've chopped off.

jeppo said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Rick007 said...

I hope so. They deserve it. LOL

Always On Watch said...

Anecdote has it that all that centuries-long inbreeding of the Arab tribes has resulted in small penises.

Anybody know if that rumor is true?

christian soldier said...

wasn't going to read anything about the muslims today-i need a rest----however-the bold caption JUMPED out at me---my off-spring and i both got a laugh! thanks...

Anonymous said...

AOW "Anecdote has it that all that centuries-long inbreeding of the Arab tribes has resulted in small penises"

So that's why they cut the clits off little girls! If they didn't, the girls would have bigger ones than the boys - very embarrassing!

Pastorius said...

CS,
You let you kids read this?

Hope you didn't click on the link for the photo.

christian soldier said...

P-my 'kid' is 25 yrs. --and -no-i didn't click the link.. i had a funny feeling that i should not have..but - thanks for your concern :-)

Always On Watch said...

Anonymous,
So that's why they cut the clits off little girls! If they didn't, the girls would have bigger ones than the boys - very embarrassing!

I've heard that rumor too.

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Always on watch, the link is to an article about the fact the normal condoms are too big for the average Indian man. Some more news from the religion of piss. A Saudi court sentenced two men to three years and 1000 lashes each for stealing two sheep. The same court sentenced a man to two years and 200 lashes for beating his wife to death. Now you know why they have beauty contests for sheep, goats and camels
but not for women.

Pastorius said...

Ciccio,
That would be a lot funnier if it were talking about Pakistani men. Of course, we can assume the same is true of Pakistani men, given that they are of the same ethnicity as Indian men. But, if I put the story up as a post, I can't quite use it to make fun of Muslims.

Still, it is funny. Thanks.

THEY FALL OFF?

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Pastorius said...

Maybe they ought to try tying a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree.

andre79 said...

Pssst! Another secret Israeli weapon.

http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/2007/09/israeli-dates-sold-in-morocco-muslims.html

WiseOwl said...

I can't comment on the inbreeding amongst Arab tribes, but here in the UK I have friends involved with healthcare and education who see the effects of Muslim inbreeding in their own spheres of expertise.

The vast majority of Muslims living here are partly from Pakistan and partly from Bangaldesh. The two almost never inter-marry which narrows the gene pool somewhat. When marrying within their own communities it is far from ususual to find that the couple are first or second cousins. When brides or grooms are imported from their native lands, they are also usually from the same areas of origin as their partners, again they are often blood relatives. A weakly, sickening strain is showing to both health-workers and teachers.

How long before this leads to infertitlity? Too long for my liking, but it seems to be coming and will be a great strain on our NHS and education system. In the long run it might be well worth it, though.