Full Metal Jacket-No Sheeples Style

Another edition of Carol's Full Metal Jacket:

Now, let’s get to our Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Father’s Day Edition:

Donald Douglas of American Power informs us, “I think all of my readers should call me Dr. Douglas. It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title." Hey Professor, I mean Doctor, have you heard this one:

MAN: “How’s your history paper coming?”

WOMAN: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research and it’s been very helpful.”

MAN: “Really?”

WOMAN: “Yes. I’ve already located seventeen people who sell them.”

And So It Goes In Shreveport asks the question, “When is a slam not a slam?”

Jamie at Eye of Polyphemus has the goods on the “Obamapocalypse”. I love the smell of Hot Shot in the morning.

From the department of odd combos we have Miracle-Gro and universal hair care from Fausta.

What rhymes with crate, Kuwait and freight? Jon and Kate. See what Fishersville Mike is talking about.

College and farting. Some are good at them; some are not—so says all Five Feet Of Fury.

Bright ideas from Fearless Reader? Not so much according to Generation Patriot.

The gullible and weak-minded will be entertained or some such and the KURU Lounge thinks it’s time for some hostile questioning. Naughty boy, Chad.

Provocatively positioned basketballs and a naked Jeanie Buss grace the pages of Let’s Get It Right. Carlos, you naughty, naughty boy.

First there was the “meddle” card and then there was the “Zionist Plot” card. This is not a game of Blackjack being discussed over at Legal Insurrection.

Little Miss Attila has a message for someone named A of H and professes her admiration of pit bulls with a link to her homegirl, Cynthia Yockey.

Maximum Leader warns mankind of a fiery planetary collision while pleasing young Luke Skywalker types with photos of "hawt Cyclons" in various stages of undress. Feeling randy, Max?

Check out all the spiffy “bloggregation” over at Not Tucker Carlson. It’s a one stop shop for news you can use.

Luceat lux vestra, Dan. A seasoned blogger has moved to his own site, Piece Of Work In Progress. Have a look, have-a-lookers.

Douglas V. Gibbs, over at Political Pistachio, picks up the meme on Fearless Reader’s new Ministry of Propaganda.

The retro-loving pair of Pundit & Pundette weighs in on IG Gate here and here.

Red State ponders Obama’s view of executive power.

This can’t be happening here. Well, yes it can. Right Wing Nut House discusses the new apparatchik, er, ABC News. Perhaps it is time for the corporate controlled media and Dear Leader to get a room.

Stogie shares his big weekend plans and shows off his hard work on a biting Photoshop™ of Barbara Boxer. He prefers to call her Babsy-Cakes, Queen of the Kitchen and Number One Floor-Mopper.

What do nearly bare buttocks and Bill Clinton have to do with one another? Let Say Anything edu-ma-cate ya on this "revealing" subject.

There’s a “blood and dirt” debate being waged over at TD Blog. See which side you’re taking. Remember to play nice though.

What’s that saying they have about flattery? Never mind. The Astute Bloggers isn’t flattering Fearless Reader’s Secretary of Defense.

The Other McCain explores a metaphor for Biden and Obama dealing with Middle Eastern diplomacy.

Andrea Shea King of The Radio Patriot gives us a full-throated run down on ACORN’s whistleblower, Anita Moncrief, and the FEAR she is striking in Obama’s heart. This is a MUST READ.

Rachel Madcow serves as the fire hydrant that Rude Dog has made a beeline for and barks out this: “Rush is recognized as a conservative spokesman, whether you like it or not.” Who let the dog out?

When Deuce, the “Skeptical One”, finally caught up on the lefty blogs he gave us this money quote: “…the same people who think empathy is a valuable component for a Supreme Court Justice, show none at all for people who think differently on the issue of gay marriage.”

You know the freakishly loud-mouthed hawker for OxyClean™? Jimmie Bise, over at the Sundries Shack suggests that ABC kick Charlie Gibson and Diane Sawyer to the curb and use Billy Mays to advertise Obamacare.

My favorite caveman, The TrogloPundit, has discovered that there are slippery things out there and surmises there may be a conspiracy afoot and a-elbow. Hey cutie, thanks for all the linky-love this week.

BTW, consider using Google Earth—the flat maps are so yesterday dear.
Let’s hear it for This Ain’t Hell. John Hawkins named it “Website of the Day.”

Trac-A-‘Crat will be some more pissed if Kim Jong-Il turns Hawaii into a nuclear wasteland.

Apparently an avid fan of LOST, all-out atomic warfare would put the kibosh on finishing the finale of the show for this season. Come to think of it, it sure would mess up the plans Hawaii has for Islam Day on September 24th. Islamists are already pissed off, no need making things worse, eh?

That’s all I have for this week’s FMJRA. Hope you enjoyed it. We’ll see ya next week. Have a Happy Father’s Day.